Gab @ Geek

Its pretty simple: no matter how cool u get as a computer guy, u will be the one on the street asking a "loser" I Banker, driving a flashy car, for a lift.

Labels: Jhokes

He got his daughter-in-law to marry a tree, while it was expected that she would be un-lucky for his family. Now that Bad luck has befallen upon his dear ones what does he plan to do??? Make her sleep with a rock.

Bachchan parivaar has never been one of my favorites, now I have all the more reason to curse it. I was not surprised to hear that Amitabh Bachchan had the documents forged to prove that he is a farmer. Infact I always knew (and I suppose eveyone did) that he had forged the documents with the help of Amar and Mulayam Singh. This is on of those facts that beautifully qualify as “true rumors” (Facts that are obvious, but are not easy to legally prove due to practical complications.)

Why he had to prove himself to be a farmer? In Maharashtra anyone who is not a farmer is not allowed to buy agricultural land. And Bachchan wanted to buy some piece of land. Bachchan found the easy way out- called up Amar Singh.

It is now, a known fact that Indian politicians are way above the law (If a politician ends up in jail, he is either really unlucky or really-really dumb). Now, having politician-friends and politician-wife makes you above the law too.

Surprisingly, there are neither any protests on the streets nor any on the blogosphere (that I read regularly read). I guess we are all fed up of this Family No.1 of the Indian Film Industry and that the only person concerned about this whole case is Ms. Mayawati.

Not that I am approve of her or of the work she is doing. I know that the only reason for her actions is her desperate attempts to cut of SP’s arms and to drain the living strength out of them. Infact she is going a step ahead than most politicians do. Usually with change of power, there is a change in the top IAS/ IPS and the other state government machineries. But, Ms. Mayawati has decided to book all the officials involved in helping Mr Bachchan under criminal acts. This way she can happily ensure that all of Amar Singh’s aides and “his” bureaucrats cannot help him in the near future. And that, she can reign in peace.


Anil Ambani 1, 2, 3.
Sahara Group 1.
Amitabh Bachchan 1.

Evidently, she is NOT doing this with the intention of doing well for the nation. In all probability her sole motto is to gain total control of the state and win over peoples heart simultaneously.

This is the same strategy that politicians use in Tamil-Nadu. Whenever M.Karunanidi comes in power Jayalalitha is in trouble and vice-versa.

Note: - It is Jayalalitha and M.Karunanidhi who come to power and not AIADMK and DMK.

I don’t want to get into TN politics, will do that later.

So, basically the point is :

Bachchan messed up big time.
Mayawati is trying to sort out things but will end up messing them up more.

Labels: Amitabh Bachchalan, Desi Politics, Uski Maa ki..

Whats urs?

Your Brain is Green

Of all the brain types, yours has the most balance. You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver. You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual).

Labels: Random-Gibberish

Well yes!! Kind-of.


Let me explain:

I have always had a particular dislike for the random forwarded emails and those intelligent / beautiful / inspiring ppt that flood my Inbox every now and then. One such ppt tells me that God has created problems, worries and troubles for humans for the simple reason that we learn from those problems and become better, fitter and stronger human-beings. It also has the Butterfly-out-of –a-cocoon example and the Heating-the-Clay-becomes-Brick example.

June 2 2007 Delhi-HT had the following Headline on the Cover Page:

3 out of 4 emails out of India are Spam.

Really ???

I never got a mail from Amitabh Bachhan trying to sell me Viagra or Aneel Ambani offering me secret herbs to promising me to help “be a man in bed” or “be able to satisfy my girl better”. I know that a spammer would most probably consciously choose a “western” name to excite Indians, considering our lust love and admiration for the “sex-filled” western culture. It’s high time, even the spammer figured out that no longer do Amanda and Hotgal_69 turn us on.

The Article:
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The report says 76 percent of total emails generated in India is considered spam, compared to the world average of 56 percent.


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Probably (Just a random thought), these forwards mails also fall under the category of spam????

This is what Cambridge Dictionary defines spam as:

spam (COMPUTING) noun [U] informal disapproving:
unwanted email, usually advertisements

VOILA!!!
UNWANTED EMAIL, usually advertisements.


Coming back to the main topic: I feel like that butterfly fighting its way out of the cocoon, I finally have learnt to accept that either most of the people who read my blog are absolutely normal average people or sab karmon ka phal hai??

It’s like, whenever I read about piracy and why/how one should avoid it and try to stop it, I do understand that piracy is wrong, but somehow I manage to not feel guilty about the new song I just downloaded. I totally appreciate that the Music Company is being wronged but, chalta hai yaar. Similarly, whenever I see a work of art or read a blog which I feel deserves to be appreciated again go: what’s the point of typing “Nice Post” in every blog? Abh, karni ka phal to bharna hi hai, now when I do not get any comments on my post and do not care. Infact, as one of my teachers used to say: If u do not ask any question either you have not understood a word of what I said or you understood everything. So, its pretty simple, my blog has left you so stunned that you don’t know what to reply ;).

P.S.: comments are open
And I have just completed downloading parts of Pirates-III so CHAO.


Stay, Spiritually Hellivated ;)

Labels: Random-Gibberish